This, the cover of Chris Brown’s upcoming album, has been making the rounds all week, engendering many WTF? reactions. The meaning seems obvious enough: Brown, who looks to the future instead of the past—literally above it all—is applying some old school bug spray to the cartoonish haters, bloggers, blog commenters, twitterers, and gossip mongers like TMZ and Perez Hilton who have the audacity to stand between him and his destiny just because he beat the shit out of his girlfriend. If the bug spray doesn’t work, he’ll bash them with his guitar (probably borrowed from Lil Wayne, to go along with the clothes borrowed from Usher and the metal hand borrowed from Beyonce). Good move, Chris, you’re now officially as despicable as Akon. Oh, and you might want to ask the Konvict, along with R. Kelly and the ghost of Michael Jackson, if there might be such a thing as bad publicity after all.
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