AARP introduces a streaming service for old people like me (cough cough).
Archive for the ‘Hahaha’ Category
At last
Tuesday, July 5th, 2011And the next rapper to go to jail is….
Wednesday, May 11th, 2011Rapper YG Launches His Own Line of ‘YG OG’ Marijuana
Medical marijuana, of course, but er…
Bob Dylan covers Rebecca Black
Monday, March 14th, 2011Robert Redford slips even further into paranoid dementia
Saturday, March 5th, 2011The intro to the latest Sundance catalog. Hasn’t anyone around him noticed that he’s losing his mind?
There is so much noise. And it’s not white noise. It’s manic and multi tonal—multi layered. Sometimes my ears ring. My jaw aches. My shoulders hunch. My eyes wince. Where is the quiet, the calm, the space?
So what can the catalog offer you at this time? Quiet. Because there’s no noise in just looking at pages. And color, because the world around us seems so dark and grey.
Quote of the Day
Tuesday, March 1st, 2011“Who would want to break into [the music business]? It’s like a bank that’s already been robbed.”
Where have I seen this before?
Thursday, February 24th, 2011Slow as I am, I’ve only now gotten around to watching the Grammy awards (I was at a film noir festival the night they were broadcast, watching Ronald Coleman go insane and murder Shelley Winters while reciting Shakespeare—it was worth it). I have nothing much to add to the discussion except for one thing: did anyone else notice that Eminem and Dr. Dre pulled exactly the same sentimental schtick that Justin Bieber and Usher did earlier in the show? You know, up and coming white kid paying homage to the older black mentor who helped him break into a largely segregated genre? I just wish there had been a video of Eminem meeting Dre like the one they had of Bieber and Usher. Though I suppose that wouldn’t be suitable for network TV, would it?
The problem with the Grammy Awards in a single headline
Thursday, February 3rd, 2011Um…
Tuesday, February 1st, 2011BDSM: now officially pop.
And what’s with the guy in blackface near the end?
Meeting Bob
Wednesday, January 26th, 2011Todd Snider considers what he would say if he were to ever meet Bob Dylan, which leads to one great meeting Dylan story after another, none of which involve Snider himself, who still hasn’t met him, and obviously doesn’t consider himself worthy.
or how bout the odd “were you talking about me”
fuck i’ve got that before. and i’m a folk singer from the ’90s for fuck’s sake.
they don’t even really have those.
