Posts Tagged ‘All Time Low’

Bubbling Under—4/23/11

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

Death Cab for Cutie—”You Are a Tourist”
#108

For a piece of indie chicken soup music, this isn’t bad. These guys know their craft, and the way all their dinky little hooks mesh together at the end is impressive. But dinky little hooks are what they remain, to go along with their dinky little ideas and their dinky little voices. The guitar figure is particularly irritating.

Johnny Cash—”Ain’t No Grave”
#112

Rick Rubin’s production, with its effect-laiden drums and atmospherics, is, to my ears, a mistake. It provides an overemphasis that not only isn’t necessary but often detracts. At least Rubin had the good taste not to overwhelm Cash’s vocals, which provide all the atmosphere this record needs and more. He sounds older than all the sins you know he only half regrets, and at times the voice betrays weakness, but he never sounds feeble or less than enraptured with the song and its message. He lived this music so deeply that death was the only thing that could sever his connection with it.

All Time Low—”I Feel Like Dancin’”
#113

The lyrics are clever in their way—when’s the last time you heard a song about a guy turning down sex so he could keep dancing? Not to mention being felt up by another guy on the dance floor: “Now I know how Ke$ha must be feeling”. But they don’t seem to know how Ke$ha sounds; their power-chord dance-pop is so old hat that this comes out sounding like Disney pop. Only the lyrics tip you off otherwise.

NKOTBSB—”Don’t Turn Out the Lights”
#114

Since I never cared much for, or even paid much attention to, Backstreet Boys or New Kids On the Block, their co-reunion doesn’t mean much to me. This record, which sounds like something Chris Brown might have cut two years ago, does nothing to pique my interest. I also have my doubts about their combined name. New Kids On the Backstreet Boys? I don’t even want to think about it.

Rej3ctz—”Cat Daddy”
#119

These guys claim to have invented every dance movement to come out of L.A. in the last few years, and if “Cat Daddy” is their evidence, I believe them. The inventiveness of this record, produced by JHawk, never stops, and in almost totally deconstructing hip-hop it moves jerkin’ to an entirely different level, one from which it can do just about anything it wants. I may well be overrating it, but right now this sounds like the best and most important record of the year. May their pockets be forever guacamole.

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Saturday, June 27th, 2009

New Boyz–”You’re A Jerk”
#33

If you haven’t been prepped by Soulja Boy to love minimalist nonsense like this, then there must be something the matter with you. Sure it’s a novelty record, but it’s also part of a growing trend of suburban teenagers building beats on their laptops that’s as much a form of folk music as guys with guitars singing the blues or DJs spinning discs in the rec halls and playgrounds of Brooklyn and the Bronx. In a few years they may very well take over the world. Write them off at your peril. You could end up an even bigger jerk than they are.

Pitbull–”Hotel Room Service”
#63

“I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)” is dumb and catchy. This is just dumb.

All Time Low–”Damned If I Do Ya (Damned If I Don’t)”
#67

A canny mixture of hair metal, Cheap Trick, and Weezer’s “Buddy Holly”, this is my kind of punk-pop pastiche: unoriginal but energetic, without the overloaded sense of importance and lack of hooks that ruins the Jonas Brothers records. Totally unimportant, and they’ll probably never have another hit, but fun all the same.

Jonas Brothers–”Fly With Me”
#83

The bombast here may be testimony to their sense of self-importance, but it may also be testimony to their realization that this song has not much melody and zero hook. Or it could be both, since only someone who thought too highly of themselves would try to rescue a song that so obviously should have been scrapped.

Mario featuring Gucci Mane and Sean Garrett–”Break Up”
#98

This collage of what sounds like three or four different sessions has some gorgeous pieces, but they don’t quite fit together, and the record as a whole is a mess. Can someone explain to me why Gucci Mane has become as omnipresent a guest as Lil Wayne, when he possesses one tenth of the talent?

David Guetta featuring Kelly Rowland–”When Love Takes Over”
#100

I’ve enjoyed a lot of the r&b/techno merges I’ve heard over the last few years, but this is too bland. Guetta’s music is all techno cliche, and as for Rowland, there’s a reason Beyonce was the breakout star from Destiny’s Child, and it wasn’t just because her father was the manager.