Posts Tagged ‘Idolator’

A couple of final kicks

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

I’m about to take them off my RSS feed and my blog roll, but I did want to get one final kick in at the Maura-less Idolator. Two, actually. The first comes from Sasha Frere-Jones, who nailed the situation perfectly the other day when he said Maura had been replaced with “two iPhone apps that crash every hour.”

The other is in reaction to a post by the apps themselves. In a news piece on Nielsen Soundscan’s ranking of the best selling albums of the year and the decade, they make the usual comment about declining album sales, which they finish with “thanks in no small part to the advent of illegal downloading.” Now, I realize that as an all-pop-all-the-time site, they need to spend some time shilling for the major labels, but does that mean they have to be lap dogs for the RIAA, as well? Did they not notice how heavily most critical best of the decade lists are weighted toward the first few years of the oughts (Pitchfork’s top ten of the decade includes only one album made after 2004)? Albums stopped selling because more albums sucked, dimwits. I’ve long been amazed by the fact that the record industry, and therefore too many people who write about the record industry, refuses to make the connection between musical quality and sales. But that sort of thought is beyond the new management of Idolator—who are, after all, paid not to think.

So, goodbye Idolator. You’ve turned into that old house in the middle of the block that used to have really cool, creative people living in it, but is now full of crackheads. Let’s hope somebody bulldozes the place before the addiction spreads.

If ZOMBIEBOT says it’s OK…

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

Now that it’s been a couple of weeks I would like to go on record just one more time and say that the Maura-less Idolator, now that the new writers are settling in, is even worse than it was at first. It’s bad enough, as many people point out, that all they now cover is pop, but the mindless attempts at humor and above-it-all cynicism are enough to make anyone gag (or want to apply one).

The comments section, however, has become a real hoot.

Sit down children, it’s time to meet your benevolent masters

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

The new staff writers of Idolator have finally taken the time to introduce themselves in what may be one of the most condescending, childish, self-superior, we-know-what’s-good-for-you-better-than-you- do posts I’ve ever read. There’s nothing I can add to what’s already been said in the comments section, and ILX has been having a field day with this, as well, but I do want to say that, as one of the few sites that looked at all forms of pop music with intelligence, maturity, humor, and a world-wearied-but-never-nihilistic cynicism, I will miss the old Idolator tremendously. So good luck to Maura, Chris, Christopher, Dan, Lucas, Jess, and everyone else who has ever sailed with them. And if I had a million dollars…

P.S. If whoever is editing the Best Music Writing comp for DaCapo this year doesn’t include Jess Harvell’s piece on The Misfits, I’m going to be really pissed.

Wow

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

Jess Harvell’s piece on The Misfits is some of the best music writing I’ve read in ages. I disagree with a lot of it–he’s much too negative for me, but then who says a myth can’t be negative? He still makes a powerful, impressive argument.