Posts Tagged ‘Madonna’

GaGa and Paglia

Monday, September 20th, 2010

I have to admit to being somewhat perplexed by all the fuss over Camille Paglia’s critique of Lady GaGa in London’s Sunday Times (behind a paywall, unfortunately). For one thing, I didn’t think anybody (at least among the punditry) paid much attention to Paglia anymore. Not that she isn’t worth paying attention to, but simply because Paglia herself hasn’t been doing much to attract any. She still writes a regular column for Salon, but she’s only written two books since 1995, one a monograph on Hitchcock’s The Birds for the BFI film series (kind of a 33 1/3 for films), and the other a collection of critical readings of poetry, neither the kind of thing to raise much notice in the public press. The long-promised second volume of Sexual Personae still hasn’t appeared, and though I assume she’s still working on it in some way, I don’t expect to see it until her literary executors finally get it out five or so years after her death—which could be a long time yet.

What perplexes me even more about the reaction, though, is that no one seems willing to admit that, though she gets a good deal wrong (her writing off of social networks is a terrible mistake, though it will still be a few years before it’s proven so), she also gets a good deal right. When she calls Gaga a sexless blank, she’s absolutely right, even if, as Kira Cochrane has suggested in The Guardian, GaGa does this intentionally. She’s also right that GaGa represents some sort of turning point in the representation in pop of sexuality. But Paglia’s negativity about this seems misplaced. GaGa may very well represent the end of the 20th Century’s sexual revolution, as Paglia suggests, but one revolution is always supplanted, or replaced, by another. The revolution that GaGa started, or is perhaps clearing space for, hasn’t yet cohered into anything that anyone could give a name, or even suggest a direction, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t brewing.

But it doesn’t mean that it’s going to be an improvement, either, which would make Paglia’s pessimism prescient. It’s interesting to see how’s Paglia’s attack on cell phones and iPods fits in with Cochrane’s references to the distancing effect of GaGa’s costumes. If the new sexual revolution adds up to nothing more than a world full of sexting and virtual bisexuality, then I want no part of it either. But I don’t think that’s going to happen, or what GaGa’s suggesting. I have no idea what’s going to happen, and neither, I think, does anybody else. It seems foolish to worry about it.

I also agree with Paglia that Madonna is a ridiculous comparison to make to GaGa. The roots of this, as far as I can see, have to do with the obvious musical influences (but then, name a dance-pop singer of the last twenty years who isn’t influenced by Madonna) and the fact that she changes her clothes a lot. But Madonna’s changes in image from album to album or video to video really was just a change of clothes: she was always Madonna and only Madonna; the force of her personality came through no matter what she was wearing, and her career through the 80’s was a steady climb in a single direction, focusing and refining the themes of her music until they reached their ultimate expression in Erotica. GaGa’s outfits, meanwhile, are a replacement for personality, an intentional façade that changes as rapidly as the settings of a dream, an armor, as Cochrane suggests, that allows her to face the world on her own terms for as long as she can keep it up. For the moment, at least as far as the public is concerned, GaGa has no personality.

Paglia trips up, though, when she downplays any comparison of GaGa to David Bowie. To me, the connection seems obvious. Like Bowie, GaGa is a rummager through the pop past whose music, at least at this stage of her career, is largely pastiche, but who is more than willing to name-check her influences and give them credit. When Paglia puts GaGa down for lacking avant-garde credentials, she forgets that Bowie’s own credentials, at least in his early years, consisted mostly of being a Velvet Underground fan, referencing his musical and cultural heroes in his songs, and wearing heavy makeup and a dress. The only thing avant-garde about his music was the limp-wristed wispiness of its sound, which made even the most blaring rock and roll sound somehow decadent and effete. And, just like GaGa, Bowie had no real public personality, just a series of parts that he played from record to record. Where GaGa will go with her music is anyone’s guess, but experimentalism is bound to happen once she exhausts her original inspiration, and there’s no reason to think she won’t turn to the avant-garde herself.

What’s oddest about Paglia’s criticism is that she either doesn’t recognize, or is unconsciously denying, the influence that her own work appears to have had on GaGa’s thinking. Considering their surface similarities, I find it impossible to believe that GaGa hasn’t had some exposure to Paglia’s work, if only through curiosity concerning a controversial woman who in many ways is just like her—both Italian-Americans from New York State (though Paglia grew up in Saratoga Springs, not in NYC), both precocious children steeped in Catholic ritual, art, and fashion, both tightly-packed bundles of energy (if I’m not mistaken, they’re even the same height: 5’2”).

When I first saw the “Bad Romance” video I thought of it as something taken straight out of Paglia’s dreams, especially the ending, where the woman’s sexual power causes the man, who thinks he own her, to spontaneously combust. I suspect that part of Paglia’s irritation with GaGa is that she’s seeing her own ideas reflected back at her, almost as farce, and worries that it casts her entire theory of culture in doubt.

It doesn’t. I know that it’s a fun game among some critics to write off Paglia for her occasional social and feminist faux pas (most of which occurred almost twenty years ago), but at the heart of her thinking is a serious, carefully constructed theory of art and culture which, if not always right (when Paglia infamously said that if women ruled the world we’d still be living in grass huts, she forgot to consider that if men had complete control over the world, we wouldn’t even have the huts), is right often enough to take seriously and approach seriously. That includes her opinion of Lady GaGa.

New this Week—8/1/10

Monday, August 2nd, 2010

Katy Perry—”Teenage Dream”
#20

What makes this a perfect pop record isn’t its sound, which is fairly standard Dr. Luke/Max Martin (the most disappointing thing about it is that it starts exactly like “My Life Would Suck Without You”) or Perry’s voice (though those who say she can’t sing should note the sense of yearning she injects into the words “live forever”), it’s the perspective. It isn’t a song about being a teenager, it’s a song about love and lust making you feel like a teenager, an idea that everyone, no matter what their age, can appreciate. In other words, it’s a new version of “Like a Virgin”, with it’s double entendre replaced by a milder kinkiness (since he makes her feel like a teenager, she’s going to dress like one for him) and a suggestion of stability (the reference to multiple Valentines suggests they’ve been together for a while, though I suppose that may be romantic projection). According to Perry, this record was worked over and over again in the studio, as she fought with her producers to get exactly what she wanted. It was worth it.

Bruno Mars—”Just the Way You Are”
#43

A pleasant voice and a gift for hooks are one thing, but what really sets Mars apart from his contemporaries is his sheer shamelessness and lack of what might be called mature taste. If he wants to write a song that’s essentially a Valentine’s card, then he’s going to go all the way with it and make sure it has all the trimmings. Comparing him to Billy Joel in this case is obvious, but not far from the truth, either. He doesn’t go too far, though, just balancing on the edge of sentiment and hokum. Some may say he falls in, but I appreciate his youthful willingness to be corny. His effects are obvious, and his music is designed to go down easy, but he’s goodhearted and open enough that those aren’t major detriments—yet. Once he’s a star, and this record will probably make him one if he isn’t already, we’ll see how he holds up. I suspect he has more reserves of talent and strength than a lot of people give him credit for, and an ego to match. Which doesn’t mean that within a year he won’t be completely unbearable; so enjoy this pleasing fluff while you can.

Ne-Yo—”Champagne Life”
#75

Ne-Yo’s music gets better and better—sexy, stylish, sophisticated, but never smarmy. He’s like the George Clooney of R&B: his self-confidence, which never turns into mindless brag, is central to his appeal, and he’s smart enough to be funny about it. The joke about his handclaps being sexier than other people’s is perfect. This doesn’t really go anywhere, it’s an exercise in style more than anything else, but it’s a great record all the same. He says straight out that his job is to make it look easy, and he does.

Rick Ross featuring Drake & Chrisette Michelle—Aston Martin Music
#98

Whatever else one might think of Ross, he knows how to put a beat together, or at least knows how to choose one, which in rap these days is all that matters. This is silky smooth and as shiny as its namesake. Ross’s raps, though, are all cliche, and often—in this case, at least—cruder than they need to be. Chrisette Michelle sounds too ethereal to be on the same record with lines like “I love a nasty girl who’ll swallow what’s on the menu”. As for Drake, he acquits himself better than expected, though every time he mentions being “caught in the life” I find myself snorting in disgust at the privileged little twit.

New this week—5/2/10

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

Glee Cast
“Like A Prayer”, #27
“Borderline/Open Your Heart”, #72
“Like A Virgin”. #87
“4 Minutes”, #89

Madonna has taken a lot of criticism for her voice over the years—lack of strength, lack of range, lack of flexibility, yada yada yada—but that doesn’t mean just anybody can sing her songs. Exactly the opposite, in fact; her songs are so carefully designed to take advantage of the strengths of her voice and hide its weaknesses that they’re nearly impossible for anyone else to bring off—especially non-singers like the Glee Cast. When I say non-singers I don’t mean that they don’t have decent voices, or aren’t capable of hitting the notes, I mean quite literally that they don’t sing—they act. There’s a huge difference between singing a song and acting a song. Acted songs tend to have less depth, fewer emotional shades, less, to put it simply, musicality. In theater, in movies, on television, acting a song is fine, because there are so many other things going on, but for listening in isolation, in the home, or even through earbuds on the bus, they’re mostly flat, one-dimensional, banal, and obvious in all the worst ways. The main reason Glee’s music is so bad, and why I find it so infuriating, is that for the most part they’re taking songs designed for singing and acting them and then releasing them as records as if they were actually in the business of making music rather than TV. I’m probably taking it much too seriously, but these records are consistently terrible, and I find it maddening. Hearing these folks sing is almost as painful as watching Madonna act.

B.o.B. featuring T.I. & Playboy Tre—”Bet I”
#72

B.o.B. has talent, but if he keeps releasing records where he’s outshown by his guests no one’s ever going to notice. T.I. may be B.o.B.’s mentor, but he sounds like he doesn’t even know, or care, whose record this is. He’s so happy to be out of jail and working again you could ask him to contribute a verse to a remix of the Glee Cast’s “Bust A Move” and he’d probably say yes.

Shontelle—”Impossible”
#88

I like the way the melody takes little twists and turns, adding a level of emotional vulnerability, but in the end those twists don’t take you anywhere and it turns into just another hip-hop ballad. Nice try, though.

Reba—”I Keep On Loving You”
#90

Classy as country gets, and the first verse is brilliant (even in country you don’t get too many references to Job these days). The second verse isn’t brilliant at all, though, and after that the chorus gets repeated a few too many times. Reba’s voice, thicker with age, and with more emotional depth as a result, almost carries it through, but by the end you’ve had more than enough.

Tim McGraw—”Still”
#91

McGraw’s latest sop to family, country, and god. I appreciate his experimentation in terms of instrumentation and arrangement, but the song itself is dull as dirt. And what’s with the last verse, where McGraw thanks God that his church is still there for him to go to? Did the Taliban threaten to blow it up? Did liberals threaten to close it down? Or did Tim’s own sinful ways keep him from its doors? Leaving a question like that hanging just isn’t fair.

Ciara featuring Ludacris—”Ride”
#93

The unfortunate truth about Ciara’s records, at least since she decided to become a “class” act, is that, well-crafted and carefully thought out as they may be, they’re also boring. This is the worst offender so far. As for Ludacris, though he’s still capable of being funny (check out the remix of The-Dream’s “Love King”), here he’s just crude.

New this week—4/11/10

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

Usher featuring will.i.am—”OMG”
#14

Despite the seal of approval provided by will.i.am, this is the lamest Black Eyed Peas rip you could imagine, and as far as I can tell it’s all Usher’s fault. The stylish minimalism that makes the Peas’s records compelling is filled in with meaningless noise, and the lyrics make Usher seem even dumber than BEP haters imagine the genuine article to be. At his worst he sounds like a lounge singer doing a Black Eyed Peas tribute; on the rest he’s a one-time star desperately trying to catch up to a scene that’s passed him by. In that way, at least, you can say Raymond v. Raymond is as true to life as Usher claims it is.

Diddy – Dirty Money featuring T.I.—”Hello Good Morning”
#34

This works, especially when T.I. is on the mike, and it’s a far better Black Eyed Peas rip than “OMG”, but like all Diddy tracks its show-offy and full of itself. When Diddy flaunts his ego with production tricks and flashy arranging rather than cynical fade-out raps or having his female vocalists moan his praises, he could almost be the pop genius he thinks he is. There’s a long way between “almost” and the real thing, though, and it’s a gap I doubt he’ll ever cross.

Lady GaGa—”Alejandro”
#72

I found it difficult to understand all the fuss last week over M.I.A. calling GaGa a “great mimic”. It’s obviously true, and I would say it’s even more obvious that GaGa knows it, often plays up to it, and enjoys doing it. That’s certainly the case on this rollicking slice of camp, in which she borrows heavily from Madonna, the Pet Shop Boys, and cheesy Italian telenovellas and mixes them all together into her own twisted joke. For some reason this makes me think of Tennesse Williams’s Suddenly Last Summer. “Alejandro”, thank God, doesn’t end in cannibalism, but I wouldn’t put it past her.

Travie McCoy featuring Bruno Mars—”Billionaire”
#92

One thing you can say about economic collapse: it’s good for party music, and equally good for comedy. Not a week goes by that somebody doesn’t put another joke track on the chart, creating what might well turn out to be the most interesting trend of what’s shaping up to be a very interesting year. This is the best of the bunch so far, partly because it addresses personal economics head-on, with just enough implied reality to make the jokes sting, and partly because, thanks to Bruno Mars, it’s the most musically accomplished and easiest to listen to for itself. I wonder when he’ll get a record of his own.

Erykah Badu—”Window Seat”
#95

This one takes a while to grow on you, but if you give it a chance and ignore the controversy over the video, it will. Subtle as it is, in both its music and its emotions, it steers perilously close at times to easy-listening. It never goes that far, but I can understand why some people find the new album too laid back and sentimental. I don’t think it’s either, but it may be a little too self-satisfied. Time will tell. (The video, considering the message of the song itself, makes no sense whatsoever—it’s an attempt to shove a political/sociological message into a place where it doesn’t belong.)

Clay Walker—”She Won’t Be Lonely Long”
#99

The surprising thing about this record is how restrained and sympathetic it is. I can think of any number of male country singers who would take the title line for a crude joke, squeezing as many knowing winks and vocal nudges out of it as possible. Walker, though, never evinces anything but respect, concern, and regret, without once suggesting that he’s interested in taking up with the woman himself, and he turns the usual wild-girl-in-the-honky-tonk cliches on their head. The music is too generic to make this a great record, but it’s a pleasant surprise nonetheless.

Just shoot me now

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

As if the promise of an all-Madonna episode weren’t bad enough: “‘Glee’ Cast Will Take On Lady Gaga’s ‘Bad Romance,’ ‘Poker Face’

New this week

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

Selena Gomez—”Magic”
#61

As seventies power pop staples go, I’ve never thought much of Pilot’s “Magic”. Pristinely produced by Alan Parsons, it’s a stiff Badfinger rip-off, second-rate Beatles twice removed. Compared to this version, however—part of the Wizards of Waverly Place soundtrack, which also includes covers of “Magic Carpet Ride”, “Every Little Thing She Does is Magic”, and “Do You Believe in Magic?”—Pilot are The Beatles. Even though the remake is shorter than the original, it sounds slower, metalish guitars and plodding drums turning it into a boring slog. It would help if Gomez sang as if she weren’t being forced at gunpoint, but it isn’t all her fault—obviously Disney’s producers are only interested in putting out if they’ve got a share of the publishing.

Madonna–”Celebration”
#71

What year is this? Except for the techno touches, this could have been Madonna’s followup to “Holiday” or “Into the Groove”. Aside from the naughty spoken bit (not dirty, mind you, just naughty) she sounds as if she were 22 again. It’s one of the odd realities of pop music careers: if you stick around long enough, even through the lean times, the culture will always come back to where you started.

Whitney Houston—”I Look To You”
#74

With R Kelly channelling Diane Warren as a songwriter, and the arrangement staying safely in tasteful power ballad territory (will someone please put that drummer out of his misery?), this would be a terrible record if it wasn’t for Houston’s voice. To say it sounds lived in would be an understatement—it sounds as if its been plowed under and dredged back up. For a few moments, especially in the second verse, Houston seems ready to take the song over and drag it to church where it belongs, but the banality of the chorus distracts her, and once she’s lost her focus there’s nothing left but cliche. It could be a lot worse, but it could be a lot better.

Muse—”Uprising”
#81

Though Queen and Blondie have been cited as influences, I hear more Gary Glitter (or Battles) and U2. Whatever the case, add it all up and you get INXS in revolutionary mode. Which isn’t a bad thing at all, especially since you can galumph to it.

Jaime Foxx featuring The-Dream, Drake, & Kanye West—”Digital Girl”
#92

Once again, I have a hard time telling Foxx from his counterparts, especially The-Dream (though I have found at least one clue: whichever voice is thinnest, that’s Foxx). This is a pleasant trifle, and Drake is so hot right now it may even be a hit, but “Blame It” it ain’t. (Oh, and another way to tell the players wihtout a program: whoever makes the most references to having sex in the kitchen, that’s Foxx, too.)

Brad Paisley—”Welcome To the Future”
#98

This may be stating the obvious, but in country terms Paisley is a weirdo, and this may be his weirdest yet. Paisley is a weirdo because, for all his traditional trappings, he’s a modernist, as comfortable with technology and urbanity as he is with rusticity. He may be a good old boy, but he isn’t narrow, he isn’t blindly redneck in his vision, and he isn’t stupid. What makes this song so weird is the way it shifts from a shallow good old boy perspective (“Man, isn’t all this modern technology nuts?”) to something more universal and open (“Wow, isn’t it cool we’ve got a black president?”). He proves how smart he is by turning country sentimentality back on itself (how many country songs praising the civil rights movement have you heard?). Plus, he stages a guitar duel with a synthesizer and let’s the synthesizer win. After his last single, “Then”, I was afraid that Paisley was retiring back into comfortable cliche. Turns out he was just softening up the audience before stretching things even further.